Materiale consigliato (in ordine di apparizione):

Riso

Lettere J, A, N, E, T - bisogna però occupare la prima fila, ossia dormire al teatro dalla sera prima

Giornale - consigliato: Plain Dealer - è l'originale. Sconsigliato: la Repubblica - formato troppo piccolo, ripara poco

Acqua - in genere non è permesso introdurre spruzzini o pistole ad acqua, ma un'arma piccolissima potrebbe riuscire a superare i controlli all'ingresso

Accendino - fiammiferi, candele, piccole torcie elettriche o qualsiasi altra cosa in grado di produrre una luce

Guanti di gomma - meglio se di lattice per uso chirurgico, ma vanno bene anche quelli per lavare i piatti

Trombette e altri materiali per far casino alle feste.

Coriandoli - meglio se bianchi e abbastanza grandi

Cappellino - in cartoncino, di quelli carnevaleschi, per imitare i transylvani o Frank nella scena della cena

Carta igienica - preferibile la marca 'Scottex'

Carte da gioco - di qualsiasi tipo

Audience Participation Guide

("A long long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, God said: 'Let there be lips,' and there were. And they were good.")

Science Fiction Double Feature

LIPS: Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still

But he told us

("What?")

where we stand.

("On our feet")

And Flash Gordon was there

In silver underwear,

("It was gold!")

Claude Rains was the Invisible Man.

("Who's Claude Rains?")

Then something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong;

They got caught in a celluloid jam.

("Yeah jam!")

Then at a deadly pace

It came from...

("Where ?")

Outer Space.

("Thank you")

And this is how the message ran:

CHORUS: Science fiction,

("Uh. uh, uh...")

double feature

("Bau, bau, bau...")

Doctor X

("Sex! Sex! Sex!")

will build a creature.

See androids fighting

("Uh. uh, uh...")

Brad and Janet

("Bau, bau, bau...")

Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

At the late night, double feature

(Invece: "Rocky Horror" Oppure: "Fuck your teacher!")

, picture show.

LIPS: I knew Leo G. Carrol was

("fucking")

over a barrel

When Tarantula took to the hills

("Lick it!")

And I really got hot when I saw Jeanette Scott

Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills.

("Yeah kills!")

Dana Andrews said Prunes gave him the runes

(Invece: "the shits")

And passing them used lots of skills

("And toilette paper")

But When Worlds Collide,

("BOOM!")

Said George Powell to his bride,

"I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills,"

(Invece: "some sex and some thrills")

Like a...

CHORUS: Science fiction, double feature

Doctor X

("Sex! Sex!, Sex!")

will build a creature.

See androids fighting

("Uh. uh, uh...")

Brad and Janet

("Bau, bau, bau...")

Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

At the late night, double feature

(Invece: "Rocky Horror" Oppure: "Fuck your teacher!")

, picture show.

I wanna go!

Oh Oh Oh

To the late night, double feature,

(Invece: "Rocky Horror" Oppure: "Fuck your teacher!")

picture show.

By RKO,

Oh Oh Oh

To the late night, double feature, picture show.

In the back row,

(Alzarsi, compiere un mezzo giro ed indicare il fondo "Fuck the back rows!" Se per caso vi trovaste nelle ultime file la battuta è, ovviamente, inversa: "Fuck the front rows!")

Oh Oh Oh

To the late night, double feature

(Invece: "Rocky Horror" Oppure: "Fuck your teacher!")

, picture show.

(le labbra scompaiono in un'immagine di una croce)